That's It Happened Again!!

I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

Maybe I should change my luck
Surely this is a dream
I need a vacation

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out over a car. They were running all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

My friends won't believe that just took place. Seriously, I think I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

It's unreal
Seriously though
I'm going to have to write this down

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm check here not thinking about this the right way.

Should I re-read what I've been told?